Live. Laugh. Love.

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

itsjustafantasyfortwo:


godstiel:

I was going through this new book of short stories I bought and reached this one
I wondered what it could possibly be about

I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO BE LITERAL

He was also reasonable, he didn’t fuck married mothers

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago  he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized
pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

shaggydoge:

image

this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

jennstarkid:

niallsagryffindor:

jennytotgeliebt:

edgebug:

sharkswithbowties:

theonion:

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report

EXCUSE U I AM 15 AND 9 MONTHS

“I’M AN ADULT,” i loudly shriek as I stare at my birth certificate. It indicates that I am in fact eighteen years old. I keep a blog on the popular blogging platform Tumblr.com. This article from satirical web site The Onion deeply offends me. I’m an adult

actually I’m 21 you fuckers

Bitch i am 15 years and 2 months, suck my dick

come on im 16 and 11 months!
marlibu:

I laugh at this every single fucking time
angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

zaynrand:

image

IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos